Recently I was over on my wonderful friend Kims blog " The Thirty Something Life " and she did a hilarious tag where she asked her husband to tell her what different make up items were used for and oh my gosh I couldn't stop laughing while reading her post ( You can find it here if you need something to brighten your day ). So as my girlfriend doesn't and as never worn make up , I thought Id surprise her last Saturday night with a little make up quiz ( I'm pretty sure she only answered so I'd stop harassing her and let her carry on watching Orange Is The New Black ) and here are her answers :
Warning : she literally knew NOTHING about make up, some of her answers are wildly inappropriate and nearly all answers are offensive to beauty bloggers !
What Are These Make Up Products For ?
Bronzer : That's the brown stuff .. that goes on your cheekbones ... that doesn't actually do anything ! ( Me : "You're going to upset a looooot of beauty bloggers" )
Blusher : That's the pink stuff you wear too much of !
Mascara : That's for your eyelashes, to make them black . That gets on your nose and stains my tops when you cry on me !
Eye Liner : The Wings ! To make you fly ?
Strobing : IS THAT SOMETHING YOU STICK UP YOUR BUM ? LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D GET DONE AT THE DOCTORS ? THAT'S A HORRIBLE WORD, IT MAKES MY BUM CLENCH !
Eye Shadow : For colourful eyelids ?
Powder: Is that the stuff that makes people go orange ?
Foundation : That goes on peoples faces to give them gravy lines .
Concealer : For your spots . It's supposed to make them go away but it doesn't.
Highlighting : Isn't it to put different colours into your face ?
Setting Spray : Do you put it on before you apply everything to make your face soft ?
Contouring : I know this one ! This is where they put all different colours on their face and blend it all in but it doesn't do anything . Oh, and some girls do it to their boobs ! I watched a video on that !
Primer : That's what you use ! You put it on before your make up . It comes in a tiny bottle and costs loads .
Lip Liner : It goes around the edge of your lip and makes girls think they're cool ?
Brow Pencil : To draw on ridiculous eye brows
Serum : * Gives me a funny look * ... that sounds like seamen ... like ... a female version ..
Cleanser : Something to do with pores , on your face ?
Micellar Water : Is it just a type of water ? To get rid of all the thick bits of make up on your face ?
Toner : The liquid stuff.
Was This Test Hard ?
It was ridiculous !
I don't believe anybody uses that much make up and if they do they should have better things to spend their money on ... like me ?
Soooo .... I'll leave that there haha :) I really had a lot of fun doing this tag with my girlfriend and I hope it gave you a few laughs to brighten up your day :) I'd love to read more of these so If any of you do this tag then be sure to leave a link in the comments !
Stay Strong <3 Stay Smiley :)
lots of love, Marianne xxx