Thursday, 30 June 2016

The Girlfriend Make Up Tag

Hello , 

Recently I was over on my wonderful friend Kims blog " The Thirty Something Life " and she did a hilarious tag where she asked her husband to tell her what different make up items were used for and oh my gosh I couldn't stop laughing while reading her post ( You can find it here if you need something to brighten your day ). So as my girlfriend doesn't and as never worn make up , I thought Id surprise her last Saturday night with a little make up quiz ( I'm pretty sure she only answered so I'd stop harassing her and let her carry on watching Orange Is The New Black ) and here are her answers :



Warning : she literally knew NOTHING about make up, some of her answers are wildly inappropriate and nearly all answers are offensive to beauty bloggers !

What Are These Make Up Products For ? 

Bronzer : That's the brown stuff .. that goes on your cheekbones ... that doesn't actually do anything ! ( Me : "You're going to upset a looooot of beauty bloggers" )

Blusher : That's the pink stuff you wear too much of !

Mascara : That's for your eyelashes, to make them black . That gets on your nose and stains my tops when you cry on me !

Eye Liner : The Wings ! To make you fly ?

Strobing : IS THAT SOMETHING YOU STICK UP YOUR BUM ? LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D GET DONE AT THE DOCTORS ? THAT'S A HORRIBLE WORD, IT MAKES MY BUM CLENCH !

Eye Shadow : For colourful eyelids ?

Powder: Is that the stuff that makes people go orange ?

Foundation : That goes on peoples faces to give them gravy lines .

Concealer : For your spots . It's supposed to make them go away but it doesn't.

Highlighting : Isn't it to put different colours into your face ?

Setting Spray : Do you put it on before you apply everything to make your face soft ?

Contouring : I know this one ! This is where they put all different colours on their face and blend it all in but it doesn't do anything . Oh, and some girls do it to their boobs ! I watched a video on that !

Primer : That's what you use ! You put it on before your make up . It comes in a tiny bottle and costs loads .

Lip Liner : It goes around the edge of your lip and makes girls think they're cool ?

Brow Pencil : To draw on ridiculous eye brows

Serum : * Gives me a funny look * ... that sounds like seamen ... like ... a female version ..

Cleanser : Something to do with pores , on your face ?

Micellar Water : Is it just a type of water ? To get rid of all the thick bits of make up on your face ?

Toner : The liquid stuff.

Was This Test Hard ?

 It was ridiculous !

Why ? 

I don't believe anybody uses that much make up and if they do they should have better things to spend their money on ... like me ?

Soooo .... I'll leave that there haha :) I really had a lot of fun doing this tag with my girlfriend and I hope it gave you a few laughs to brighten up your day :) I'd love to read more of these so If any of you do this tag then be sure to leave a link in the comments !

Stay Strong <3 Stay Smiley :) 

lots of love, Marianne xxx


22 comments:

  1. Haha, finally a girl who knows less about make up than I do. Haha, this made my day. She had the right idea about some of the stuff but her answers were amusing . XD I like when she said " the wings! to make you fly?". Great post Marianne. :)

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    1. Haha , she definitely doesn't know very much :) I wish eyeliner did make you fly though !

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  2. Haha, this is so cute! Except for the strobing, that's not cute ;) I love the 'it doesn't actually do anything' answers, haha. But really, let the poor girl watch Orange is the New Black - it's excellent XD

    Erin
    http://sexycardi.blogspot.ca

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    1. I know right haha :) She finally got to watch her orange is the new black hehe but by the end she was devastated !

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  3. I am laughing sooo hard at this Marianne, because to be fair, she did better than I thought she would and she's also quite observant because most of that is completely TRUE! Concealer does not cover spots all day, I definitely wear way too much blusher and mascara does get everywhere (especially when you cry!) I loved this, so funny, this made my day! Hope you have a most wonderful weekend gorgeous! XO -Kim

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    1. I couldn't stop laughing while we were doing the quiz haha :) Yes she is rather blunt hehe but she has a fair point lol !

      Lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  4. Oh my gosh! This was really entertaining to read!! Reminds me of those tags on Youtube that I love to watch. As someone who knows makeup, it's hard to understand how people can NOT know what certain things are. It just seems so straightforward to me! HAHAHAH gravy lines... oh gosh!

    ~Andrea Tiffany~
    aglimpseofglam.blogspot.com

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    1. I know right I'm was just sat there while she was giving her answers thinking you watch me do this stuff everyday !! Haha :)

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  5. I read Kim's post and absolutely adored it so when I saw that you did it I was so excited. "the wings to make you fly" haha loved that bit!

    http://izzyk1998.blogspot.co.uk/
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    1. I know right her post was brilliant and if eyeliner did make you fly I'd be a very happy bunny !

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  6. Haha I absolutely loved reading this! And some of these things are so true, I can't believe that people contour their boobs, that goes a bit too far for me. And I honestly wish that setting spray made your face soft, that would be perfect! And primer definitely is too expensive. xx

    113-things-to-say.blogspot.com

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    1. I've no idea why people would contour their boobs, bodies are wonderful the way you are but hey if that's what makes them happy and feel good about themselves then, you have to do what makes you happy :)

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  7. I loved reading this! I laughed out loud at 'strobing'! Your girlfriend is very funny and it's refreshing she doesn't wear make-up! I might have to try this out on my own other half!

    Musings & More

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    1. She's definitely a funny one hehe :) I'd love to read that post, I'm really enjoying reading this tags post !

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  8. I really enjoyed your gf's funny and blunt responses!! It all makes sense to us but I guess if you're someone that isn't generally interested in makeup you'd have no idea about things like strobing (clearly, lol) etc.! I've seen this tag on a few blogs now and it looks super fun, I'll be doing it with my bf so that should be interesting haha. x

    Kay
    http://shoesandglitter.com/

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    1. Sh'es never worn make up and the whole thing baffles her ( especially how much money I spend on it ) but she definitelu makes me giggle ! I can't wait to read this tag on your blog, all the ones I've seen so far have made me laugh :)

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  9. Haha, loved this!! It was so much fun to read and surely entertaining :)

    -Leta | The Nerdy Me

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    1. Aww Thank you , I had a great time creating this post :)

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  10. Hahahahahaha she is hilarious! XD This gave me a good few giggles! "The wings to make you fly" GOLD, Serum oh my ahahahahaha she would make a GREAT makeup retail assistant LOL! XD

    https://rainbow-roseblossom.blogspot.co.nz/

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    1. She definitely is ! I couldn't stop laughing while I was quizing her ! Oh my gosh she so would !!

      lots of love, Marianne xxx

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  11. Haha this is cute :) I don't use makeup either! But I follow some beauty b/vloggers so I've picked up on some things from them :P I probably wouldn't get too far with this quiz though ;P -Audrey | Brunch at Audrey's

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  12. Oh my gosh some of her answers are so funny! Her definition of concealer is literally hurting me right now haha - let me go on believing my concealer is working! ;)

    Gabrielle | A Glass Of Ice x

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